牛仔和僵尸

　　东京明和银行职员中山雄吾（户次重幸 饰）坠楼身亡，搜查一课刑警伊丹宪一（川原和久 饰）率队赶赴现场，结果遭遇了颇令他头疼的警视厅电脑犯罪对策课的专门搜查官岩月彬（田中圭 饰）。原来中山生前曾以Justice11的ID在网络上上传散布大量疑似银行内幕信息的数据，其行为早已引起岩月彬及其同僚的注意。伊丹和岩月逼近中山的上司朽木贞义（田口智朗 饰），对方闪烁其词的举止让他们觉察泄露的数据中藏着什么秘密。岩月故意将搜查二课引入搜查本部，后者对旁支线索的追查果然为本案打开局面。不久，明和银行的支付系统发生故障，引起不小的混乱，而奔赴在前线的刑警们也接到来自政府高层的中止调查的命令。
　　看似平常的杀人案，却牵涉着足以撼动全国政经根基的重大秘密……

　　科学家在奥地利阿尔卑斯山的工作发现，冰川被泄露，似乎是一种液体 影响当地的野生动物。

一家疗养院里，年逾古稀的犹太人古特曼先生（克里斯托弗·普卢默ChristopherPlummer饰）呻吟着从睡梦中醒来。他的记忆正在消退，连妻子不久前去世的事也险些忘记。不过妻子的离开似乎也帮他卸去最后一点儿牵挂，他在朋友的帮助下，从养老院偷偷跑出。古特曼的身上携带着朋友写的信，上面记载着他沿途需要注意的事项以及此行最大的目的。几经辗转，他终于找到了名叫鲁迪·克兰德的老人。对方年轻时曾是参与过二战的德国士兵，家族的血海深仇驱使着古特曼先生不远万里追踪仇人。奥斯维辛集中营的恐怖记忆，让每个切身经历者都背上了毕生无法摆脱的罪……

　　在蜿蜒流长的亚马逊河流域的雨林深处，生活着古老而神秘的舒尔族。他们与世隔绝，以食人蛇为叩拜图腾。围绕着舒尔族人的传说和秘密让雨林之外的人们振奋不已。人类学家史蒂文•凯（埃瑞克•斯图尔茨 Eric Stoltz 饰）对舒尔人颇感兴趣，他和纪录片导演泰莉•劳瑞（杰妮佛•洛佩 兹 Jennifer Lopez 饰）组成一个七人摄制组，前往雨林为这神秘的部族拍摄纪录片。路上，他们搭救了一个名叫保罗•沙龙（琼•沃纳 Jon Voight 饰）的男子，保罗自告奋勇带摄制组寻找舒尔人，却不曾想这个男人的真正目的竟是寻找一条恐怖的食人巨蟒。蒙在鼓里的史蒂文等人就次踏上一条充满血腥的不归路……
　　本片荣获1998年ALMA拉丁媒体艺术奖最佳女主角奖（Jennifer Lopez）、1998年BMI百代最佳电影音乐奖、1998年世界动画庆典最佳3D制作。

　　两个蒙面人在街上绑架了一个女人并向其索要赎金，他们将她绑了起来并且堵住了她的嘴巴，但这个女人凭借自己有限的力量破坏了绑匪精心策划的计划。

公仔杀人事件经媒体报道后，引发制作“楚其”的玩具公司对市场前景的担忧，玩具公司将楚其的残骸收回并加以修复，试图向股东证明杀人玩具不过是谣言一场，然而在修复完成时，楚其随即复活，它引发混乱，并最终逃脱。另一方面，安迪（艾力克斯·文森特 Alex Vincent 饰）和母亲分别接受心理治疗，一对好心夫妇暂时照顾安迪。根据灵魂转移的符咒要求，楚其如果要避免与公仔一同人格化的命运，就必须寄宿到第一个知晓它秘密的人——也就是安迪身上，楚其剩下的时间已经不多，它再度找到安迪准备侵占其身体。安迪为了躲避找上门的楚其，用尽办法得到的却是周围大人的不理解与训斥，和安迪一起被收养的少女凯莉也卷入了这场公仔夺取安迪身体的非常事件……

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!